Nope. Nobody's hiring. They say they are. Nobody's giving me an opportunity for an interview. I'm sure it's because of my age. Employers these days are looking for fresh impressionable kids.
Once you get laid off in middle age, your done. You're trash. It doesn't matter if you go to college and get a degree in anything. You're finished.
After putting in the time and effort to prepare the proper paperwork, how does one go about thanking all those potential employers who didn't respond at all?
I have to think of something creative.
Update 2018: Still thinking.